Hoodie with Built in Beer Holding Pouch

Like a mother animal nursing her young, so does a man nurse his beer. And like a mother kangaroo holding her joey in a pouch in front of her, so can a man now hold his beer. The Beer Bottle Sweatshirt has a built in pouch right in the front to hold your brew. By keeping a beer bottle in your hoodie, now you have a free hand… to hold yet another beer. See how that works? Beerifically.

The heather gray sweatshirt also has the standard handwarmer passthrough pocket below. The hand pocket is located below the more important beer pocket because beer is higher up in man’s hierarchy of things that need to be stored in a sweatshirt. Clearly.