Building Beer Brewing Bender

This site has step by step directions to help you to build your own Bender Beer Brewery. Could there be any better possible combination of items than Futurama and beer? Mmmm beer… oh sorry wrong Fox show.

Pabst Beer Can Coffin

Bill Bramanti loves his Pabst Blue Ribbon. How much? Enough that he has created a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Can Coffin. The 67 year old Illinois resident had it custom made for his 5 foot 9 inch 280 lb body. It makes sense to me, bad taste in beer, bad taste in coffins. Bramanti isn’t just letting his beer can coffin sit around waiting for him to die; he’s putting it to good use in the meantime as a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer Can Coffin Beer Cooler filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon on ice, natch.

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Ever had a dream of setting up a little bar in the middle of nowhere? Now you can take that dream way more literally than you ever thought with Guide Gear’s Camping Bar. This piece of outdoor camping gear functions not only as a bar but also as an insulated cooler and a cupboard. And it all folds up into an easy to carry bag weighing just 25lbs. So you might not some beer muscles if you’re taking it far into the woods but for car camping, RVing, tailgating or partying in your yard it would be great.

The Camping Bar has two zippered compartments, one of which is insulated for your icy cold beverage of choice. The other can store your camping food or other items that don’t need insulation. The top is sturdy enough for you to mix drinks and cut your lemons and limes on. Or olives if you’re doing martinis, Mr. Camping Fancypants. Camping is now a bit more like home.

Beer Bottle Organ- Burp

I would love to be the guy who’s job it is to drink all the beer out of these bottles before they’re used to make the Beer Bottle Organ. The organ actually works and the tone produced is based on the amount of liquid left within each bottle. The manufacturer of these custom organs uses mineral oil to prevent evaporation. The organs take 2 months to build and the sound is produced by blowing air over the tops of the bottles. Best song to play on the beer bottle organ: 99 bottles of beer, natch.

Star Trek Bottle Opener

Scotty, beam me up another brewski. The Starship Enterprise is now a bottle opener. This is approaching dangerous territory- let me put it into formula form for you: Geeks + Beer = Danger Will Robinson. The Starship opens up a few beers and next thing you know it’s an all dude Trek trivia hot tub party contest. And nobody wants that. Again.

Beer Goddess is World’s Largest Beer Glass

New York City’s mini chain of microbreweries Heartland Brewery has just introduced the Beer Goddess which they are dubbing “The Largest Glass of Beer Commercially Available” (an application to the Guinness World Record folks is pending!). This Pilsner glass can hold three liters of beer, which is 6.3 pints, 101.4 ounces or 8.5 cans worth of brew. They are making 100 glasses for use in their NYC restaurants and it will cost for $49 to get it filled with your choice of four beers (you don’t get to keep the glass). I imagine it takes at least 2 bartenders to fill that thing up, so tip well! This brings all new meaning to hanging out with your buddies and then telling your wife, “honey I’ll be home soon- just going to order one more beer and then leave”.

USB Beer Barrel Speaker

The USB Beer Barrel Speaker from Brando is the ideal speaker for your basement bar or frat house or Donkey Kong themed S&M room or whatever. Perhaps you’re just really into barrels (maybe because your name is Daryl? or Harold? or you’re a big fan of Colin Farrell? and you also coincidentally like rhyming things you own with your name?). I really can’t list all the possible reasons why you’d want a barrel shaped USB powered speaker because there are just sooo soo many. Maybe you’re just charmed by this speaker’s “Wood-like texture” and “Exquisite design”. I know I am. Goodbye Bang and Olufsen speakers and hello wooden beer keg speakers. Party on!

R2D2 Keg Robot beertooD2

There’s only one thing better than Star Wars and that’s beer. So what could be a more perfect combination than a keg of beer and the 3rd greatest Star Wars character of all time- R2D2? The folks at Lockwasher Design have created this awesome keg droid. Check out R2’s mini-keg body, legs made of vintage shoe polishers, tractor headlight dome, and bread loaf pan feet. May the force beer with you.

144 Person Beer Bong is World’s Largest

A 144 person beer bong created for the Milwaukee, WI celebration of Harley Davidson’s 105th anniversary is considered to be the world’s largest (self-proclaimed). It was made of PVC pipe, plastic hoses and 2X4 wood craftily engineered to allow 144 people to drink at once. Two full kegs supplied the booze and 144 thirsty bikers supplied the mouths and stomachs. Awesome.

Budweiser Beer Filled USB Drive

Another day, another crazy flash drive. This one is filled with Budweiser beer. The drive is quite troubling actually- because if you want a sip of that tasty tasty Budweiser beer, you’re going to have to (carefully) smash open the drive which will probably destroy the data. So it’s the classic dilemma of what do you want more: information or beer? Ahh just like my college days… go to class or hit the bar as soon as it opens and sit there with the drunk old men. Beer I can’t resist you.

Beer Can Cuff Bracelets

You love your beer and you love jewelry (or buying jewelry for your lady). Well now you can show support for both with beer can cuff bracelets. The designer of these has gone a little bit above and beyond what you could do at home with a pair of metal scissors and a sander by lining these with silver. For $99 I’m not sure if it’s actually worth it but maybe you like beer and bracelets a whole lot more than I do.

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Get Drunk From the Dark Side with a Darth Vader Stein

Who said the Dark Side of the Force wasn’t good for anything? Actually I think it was Han Solo, but regardless, the Dark Side is very useful- for getting you drunk! This 24 ounce Darth Vader Stein has a flip top helmet lid to keep any Jedis or Stormtroopers from slipping something into your brewski. At 24 ounces, the ceramic mug is large enough to hold two full cans or bottles of beer which means less time getting up to go to the fridge and more time building your Imperial Army or sitting around watching football (depending on what your weekend plans are).

Buy it for about $14 at Amazon: Darth Vader Stein

Hoodie with Built in Beer Holding Pouch

Like a mother animal nursing her young, so does a man nurse his beer. And like a mother kangaroo holding her joey in a pouch in front of her, so can a man now hold his beer. The Beer Bottle Sweatshirt has a built in pouch right in the front to hold your brew. By keeping a beer bottle in your hoodie, now you have a free hand… to hold yet another beer. See how that works? Beerifically.

The heather gray sweatshirt also has the standard handwarmer passthrough pocket below. The hand pocket is located below the more important beer pocket because beer is higher up in man’s hierarchy of things that need to be stored in a sweatshirt. Clearly.

Russian Roulette Beer Bong

Russian Roulette Beer Bong might be the cruelest drinking game ever! You fill the middle barrel up with beer, spin it around, and pull out your choice of bottles. Will you be the “lucky” one who pulls out the right bottle and gets 2 liters of beer to rush down their throat all at once? Two liters?!!?! That’s almost a whole six pack, at once. Damn.

Get Drunk on Something More than Just Exerience Points and Power with World of Warcraft Steins

If you’re settling in for a long night of playing World of Warcraft you’re probably going to want to have some beer. Heck even if you’re not playing WoW you probably want some beer. For WoW fans, there is no cooler beer holding vessel than these ornately decorated World of Warcraft Steins.
They’re kind of expensive (I guess? I’m not really too familiar with the stein market these days since I pulled all my money out of steins and put it into shotglasses) at $90 each but then again, they’re kinda freakin’ awesome. Each one is a limited edition, is 10″ tall and weighs 3 lbs empty so you might need some beer muscles to lift these bad boys.

Remote Controlled Beer Cooler

The weekend just got a little bit better with
The Remote Controlled Beverage Cooler. Getting off the couch to get beer, that’s for suckers! The remote beer cooler (yeah yeah they’re calling it a “beverage” cooler, but come on, it’s for beer) is powered by a 6 C batteries and can hold up to 12 cans or bottles and ice (up to 22 lbs total). It has a 40 foot range, and sides of insulated water-resistant vinyl to keep your brews cold for hours. The whole thing is collapsible and has a shoulder strap so you can take it poolside or wherever.

Mugen Endless Can Beer Lets You Open Beer Over and Over Again

Bandai has introduced yet another in their endlessly repeating motions toy series. This time it’s the Mugen Can Beer which is a can of beer. Open the plastic toy can and get that satisfying “pop” sound just like when you open a real can of brewski. Except that instead of beer goodness all you get is that feeling of having opened a can. Although if you open it 30 times in row you get a special reward sound. Also if you open it 30 times in a row you might want to go get checked out for OCD.

Metrokane V-Gauge Wine Preserver

Sometimes when you open a bottle of wine, you can’t or don’t want to finish it. If you just put the cork back in the bottle, the air remaining in the bottle will cause the wine to go bad and turn to vinegar in a really short amount of time. The solution is a vacuum pump to remove the air from the bottle and preserve your wine until the next time you’re ready to imbibe in nectar of the gods. The problem with most cheap vacuum pumps is that you never know if you’ve pumped all the air out and whether or not your seal is leaking air back in.

The Metrokane V-Gauge aims to make preserving wine simple by adding a gauge to the cork. Just pump the V-Gauge until the meter goes into the red zone and you know you’ve pumped out enough air to keep your wine fresh. If the needle drops, you can always give it a few more pumps to get the vacuum seal back into the red zone. This is definitely well worth the money after just one or two bottles saved. It comes with both a stainless steel pump and a gauge, and you can buy additional gauges to store multiple bottles of wine at once (you’ll only need one pump though).

Helter Skelter Drink Chiller

When I get to the bottom, I go back to the top of the slide, where I stop and turn and I go for a ride, till I get to the bottom and I see you again. The sweetly named Helter Skelter Drinks Chiller cools off your drinks in a wildly fun way. Just freeze the Helter Skelter ahead of time, then place it on the edge of your bar or table. Pour your drink into the top and as it works it’s way down the slide it will chill out. Just make sure to have your glass ready at the bottom, obvs.

No need to ruin your beer or water down your beverage using old fashioned ice cubes, let the Helter Skelter do all the chilling. There’s an ice block INSIDE the Helter Skelter that keeps it cold for up to two hours.

On a related yet unrelated note, I saw Paul McCartney the other day here at CitiField in New York City and he played Helter Skelter. And it was freakin’ awesome- the whole concert that is (although the Helter Skelter was quite good). Full of energy and witty banter between songs and excellent musicianship from Sir Paul on multiple instruments and he played all the big Beatles and Wings hits you’d expect. Ok, I’ll “let it be” and get back to the gadgets now. But if he’s coming to your town, do check out Macca this tour.

Arcade Game Cabinet Kegerator

Beer and video games! The greatest combination since peanut butter and chocolate are now intertwined into one unit. The $3999 (wow, pricing it in the $3000’s sure makes it seem like a bargain psychologically- I’m putting one in my cart now) Arkeg comes complete with 69 built-in games and a 24 inch LCD screen. The bottom part of the unit can hold a 5 gallon keg, complete with CO2 tank. The arcade cabinet is fully customizable, from joysticks and trackballs, to the marquee and drip tray for the beer. Now if you have a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up, you can enjoy a nice cold beer without fear of losing the game.