n the Game of Redneck Life the winner is the player with the most teeth remaining at the end of the game. Yes this is a real game. It’s similar to the regular game of Life except instead of becoming a doctor or lawyer you become a Mullet Salon Operator, Taxidermist or Monster Truck Announcer. Instead of children you have young-uns. You get married, divorced, remarried and inherit a bunch of step kids all named Darryl.
This game looks like the funniest thing ever, especially if you like Redneck humor. Here’s more from the manufacturer because any possible joke I make could not be as funny as this game sounds:
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Paydays are generally an opportunity to pay down your debt. Debt is incurred by buying vehicles and a home on credit. Perhaps a $500 TV, getting married, divorced, re-married, and having too many young’ens! You may fail at step parenting and be able to give your Darryls to another player.Extra earning opportunities arise: Part-time job shooting rats at the dump. Collect $20. New business venture: Steal and sell wheelchairs. Collect $300. Unexpected Expenses occur: One of your TVs breaks. Buy a nice new TV. Pay $500. Accidentally break industrial scale at feed store while weighing yourself. Pay $200 for repairs. Revenge, Sweet Revenge … Go in on a bass boat with any other player, You each pay $300. You need more time to watch TV. You may divide all of your young’ens between the other players. Steal and part out any other player’s vehicle. Collect half its value. Witness Protection Program: May trade homes with any other player.
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O.M.G. There’s even an expansion pack you can get if you need more Redneck names, crazy homes, bizarre vehicles or Go Redneckin’ Cards (I don’t even want to know what those are). Too funny. I’ve already added it to my birthday wishlist.
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